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October 03 2017

09:47
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09:47

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

so ur just gonna sit in my house under my roof and tell me headskin is called “”“scalp”“”…..………ok.

so ur really gonna come in my home look me in the eyes in front of my bare children and tell me hand noodles are called “”“fingers”“” …..ok.

so u really have the audacity to look into my soul thru my eyeball holes and tell me hair soup is called “”“shampoo”“”…..ok.

09:46

pumpkinspicednp:

sketchfilledpaper:

sketchfilledpaper:

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

09:45

vann-haal:

chefpyro:

my cat: *grabs my hand the same way felines in the wild use to snap their prey’s neck*

me: aww. you think you can kill me? fool. you are far too weak to challenge me. i love you

@witchlockmonsterfox

09:44

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

languageananas:

So in russian, nouns are either animate or inanimate gramatically, depending on whether they move.

Well, the russian word for corpse, мертвец, is animate, which raises quite a few terrifying questions about russia’s past

Rasputin’s influence was extensive.

09:43

chonce:

chonce:

twilight’s soundtrack didn’t have to go as hard as it did… decode by paramore? supermassive black hole by muse? roslyn by bon iver and st vincent?? breaking my little middle schooler heart despite not once experiencing love? iconic

how dare i forget a classic… eyes on fire by blue foundation as all of the sparkly whites dramatically walked into the lunch room… incredible

August 28 2017

08:22
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foosili:

foosili:

Get you a guy who loves u so much he buys a figure of u

IMPORTANT UPDATE

HES GONNA MAKE THEM DATE

08:21
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carmenmcs:

10nqu:

carmenmcs:

medlli:

*SCREAMS*


AKIHIKO YOU CAN’T JUST GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THAT

SURE HE CAN

somebody stop this man

08:20

so i hear y’all think kingdom hearts is confusing

flightyfinch:

thatrandombystander:

aight folks heres a little character psa for ya

THIS is sora and vanitas they are NOT the SAME person

THIS is ventus and roxas they too are NOT the SAME person


HOWEVER

sora and roxas, technically, ARE the SAME PERSON
take ‘sora’ add an x and rearrange

ventus and vanitas also, technically, ARE the SAME PERSON
note the name similarity


ALRIGHT I HOPE IVE CLEARED THAT UP FOR EVERYBODY AND NO ONE IS CONFUSED ANYMORE!!!

this has been a kingdom hearts psa

just dont make me talk about the 13 versions of xehanort…

08:17
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what-borderline:

ain’t nobody got time for getting better

08:13
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08:13

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

thegreenhearth:

blake-mads:

benedictervention:

  • 1:A song you like with a color in the title
  • 2:A song you like with a number in the title
  • 3:A song that reminds you of summertime
  • 4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
  • 5:A song that needs to be played LOUD
  • 6:A song that makes you want to dance
  • 7:A song to drive to
  • 8:A song about drugs or alcohol
  • 9:A song that makes you happy
  • 10:A song that makes you sad
  • 11:A song that you never get tired of
  • 12:A song from your preteen years
  • 13:One of your favorite 80’s songs
  • 14:A song that you would love played at your wedding
  • 15:A song that is a cover by another artist
  • 16:One of your favorite classical songs
  • 17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
  • 18:A song from the year that you were born
  • 19:A song that makes you think about life
  • 20:A song that has many meanings to you
  • 21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
  • 22:A song that moves you forward
  • 23:A song that you think everybody should listen to
  • 24:A song by a band you wish were still together
  • 25:A song by an artist no longer living
  • 26:A song that makes you want to fall in love
  • 27:A song that breaks your heart
  • 28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love
  • 29:A song that you remember from your childhood
  • 30:A song that reminds you of yourself

Ask me plz im trying to distract myself from my mind rn

THIS!!!

08:11
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froschkuss:

It’s been ages since I did a comic

Lord and Lady Rutherford

08:07

dddooogggsss:

Trying to keep a positive attitude when you’re upset

image
08:06

adventuresinastrangeworld:

Things I learned about Cole in Asunder that might help writing him (spoiler free edition):

  1. He does, in fact, sleep
  2. He also eats
  3. He likes floating in water
  4. Prior to learning his true nature (aka before Inquisition), all the weird stuff he knows he picked up eavesdropping
  5. He has trouble grasping metaphor (at one point he wonders how there can be so many First Enchanters and where all the second and third enchanters are)
  6. He only really uses the names of people he cares about, all others he tends to give descriptive nicknames for to distinguish them in his head (but never calls them those names out loud)
  7. He can always hear Lyrium singing if it is close enough and refers to it as music (this also seems to be true for some more powerful spells, but not all)
  8. His natural state appears to be ‘cold and wet’. Which he finds uncomfortable but never thinks to do anything about it.
  9. He has an aversion to places where the Veil is too thin - particularly if it’s thin because a lot of bad stuff™ happened there
  10. When things are too much for him, he crouches down and puts his head between his knees
  11. Affectionate touching (hugs, shoulder pats, etc) always cause him to first tense up and then relax, sometimes returning the gesture (such as hugging back)
  12. He is asexual (prior to his personal quest), but also not flustered by nudity or sex. He views both much like the disinterested narrator of a nature documentary.
  13. He has met, and fought beside, Leliana prior to Inquisition.
  14. He can make people near him invisible too, but this can often become too much leading to #10 and nosebleeds.
  15. He worries about what the people he cares about think of him and will adjust his behavior accordingly.
  16. Generally, if Cole cares about one person, he then begins to care about the people they care about. This explains his repeated attempts to befriend Sera despite her constant rejection - he cares about the Inquisitor, the Inquisitor (presumably since you’ve got them in a party together) cares about Sera, therefore Cole cares about Sera.
08:04
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08:04

lancery:

suave-svav:

lancery:

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

are you okay

Am I Ever?

08:02
08:01
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gentlemanbones:

cosmic-lattes:

It just FUCKING WORKS

08:01
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spaceandbones:

I showed this to my friend sitting next to me and he didnt even laugh he just got really quiet and then said “I have seen the Creatures in those machines and it has nothing to do with the gas” and gave No further explination

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