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October 20 2017

23:13

doktorgirlfriend:

I love the power of friendship osmosis.

“I don’t really know much about this thing, but my friend likes this thing. So by the transitive property, I like this thing and feel defensive over this thing on behalf of my friend. And if I see this thing while out with other friends, I will excitedly point it out and announce that it is the thing my first friend likes. I will also feel happy when I see it, as it reminds me of my friend, and time permitting, I will take pictures of it to show my friend later.”

23:04
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charlesoberonn:

Someone please get the original cast to voice/act this.

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20:11

mjalti:

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

20:01
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nucleic-asshole:

http-brynnie-g0:

so

good news

I love it when google gets the wrong part of the article

19:56
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jolder:

colour me intrigued

19:21
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pagetbewbster:

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

19:21

cmder:

cmder:

There’s a new bible out

19:19

tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

where’s that vine of the mcelroys (?) going “HOT BOY” at a car

It was taken off of Vine but luckily it’s on Youtube, God bless.

literally every tag on this is “I didn’t know that this was the McElroys” and I think it’s bizarre and wonderful at the fact that this is probably the first vid that boomed across tumblr of the good, good boy content and I am thriving.

18:55
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theavengers:

“I’ve waited my entire life for this. The world’s gonna start over. Imma burn it all!”

Michael B. Jordan as Erik Killmonger/Golden Jaguar in Black Panther (2018) 

18:51
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trashgender-neurotica:

orestian:

pre-med-timelord:

solocup-lomein:

spookyscarystrawberry:

rohantrash:

This is the fuckin funniest thing I’ve read all day

i mean does she want an actual answer ooorrr

You guys are forgetting the best part:


Omg

just fucking kill me already

Finding that they couldn’t outlaw satire, the administration has decided to just make it entirely impossible.

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official-deutschland:

While I agree that our system of health care and education is better than in many countries, I don’t think it is motivated by patriotism.

I never heard someone say “For the fatherland!!” when filing their taxes.

More like “maybe one day I need the state’s assistance” or “well, I will get into legal troubles if I don’t” or maybe even “It is good that this helps the less fortunate” sometimes.

Our social system is a good thing, but to say it is born from patriotism is just wrong. “Duty”, or maybe even “altruism”, are more fitting.

00:30

mckitterick:

gothvelma:

help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that

October 19 2017

21:46

aljofares:

Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow

21:23
21:23

dingdongyouarewrong:

social media websites: we’re introducing a non-chronological way of viewing your timeline and making it the defau-

everyone:

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ithelpstodream:

i’ve been getting a lot of messages from men who are asking how they can do better - here’s a list.

14:20
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fangirl-overload13:

ketchupcapacity:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

hooligan-nova:

nflstreet:

Shakira Law

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

One donut to fool them all 

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

I can’t stop laughing at this

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-teesa-:

10.14.17

14:16

your-casual-langblr:

some language textbook: learn those simple phrases to be able to converse with native speakers of your target language :)


me: i refuse to open my mouth unless i master the subjunctive and recognise all regional accents

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