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August 06 2017

23:39
23:32

cardozzza:

laisance:

getting the fuck over things is the best!

I love the concept. Never tried it but it’s a hell of a concept!

23:32

snapchatting:

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

23:30
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23:25

evanfromgeometry:

dirtbaby2016:

i’m just a naughty little serf looking for a feudal lord to subjugate and exploit me

*enters you into a contract where you must produce a quota of grain to live on my land* your first child belongs to me

23:24

fucking-bitter-lesbian:

Hey even if it turns out Nick never did anything that technically constitutes harassment, he’s still a piece of shit? Like the best case scenario right now is that he’s a pathetic loser who sought out fans of his to sext with and treated them like replaceable objects without caring about them as people… why would you still be desperately defending this man when at the very least he’s still sexist and gross lol

23:24
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23:23

thighetician:

Certain people on this site: Venting/Ranting/Screenshotting 19 tweets

Me, scrolling past their pain to get to the memes:

image
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berry-pot:

big mood

20:41
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positivityandfruit:

why does this make me laugh so much

June 26 2017

16:32
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16:27

segadreamcastwebbrowser2point0:

glitchkid:

unclefather:

glitchkid:

jesus was a gamer

how

died in a t pose

respawned

16:27

berserkercore:

dance fucker dance like you never had a chance

16:25

yassmines:

which signs do u read in astrology posts

16:24
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16:24

zachsdempsys:

The plot of Danny Phantom is literally that this fourteen year old boy is dead but he’s not dead enough so he still has to go to school.

16:15

tyrantisterror:

Youtube needs a “never recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever again” button.

16:08
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travelposts:

sunflowers

16:03
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themoosejthm:

dancinbutterfly:

voidbat:

bdell1:

gogomrbrown:

Someone give this man a megaphone.

Reblog the hell out of this - please. Even those of you who are not in the US. You have Us followers and this is obscene.

i am not surviving this administration.

“Many can’t go there; and many would rather die.”

“If they would rather die,” said Scrooge, “they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”
- A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens


Rich powerful people gone unchecked want poor people to suffer and die. Always have. Always will.

CALL YOUR SENATORS STAT

THE GOP WANT TO RAM THIS THROUGH BEFORE THE FOURTH OF JULY!!

CALL. YOUR. SENATORS. 

15:52
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momocicerone:

artykyn:

prideling:

gunvolt:

im going to have a stroke

Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

  • Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
  • Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”
  • Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
  • Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
  • Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
  • Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
  • Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

me talking to @wtfshu

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